Comsci Pick Up Lines (Understood better if you know java, hehe)

Reposted from a friend..

"You are a field in my class. You will always be protected."

"Are you an exception? Let me catch you."

"You are my increment operator. You make my value increase."

"I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you."

"You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null)."

"I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life."

"You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do."

"You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you."

"If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you."

"Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you."

"We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other."

"public class YourWorld extends MyWorld"

"My love is a for loop without the increment operator– infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running."

"Let me be the 'throws Exception' to your 'public static void main (String[] args)'. I will accept whatever you give me."

"[me != me]. [me += you]."

"You are my superclass: you define what I can do."

"You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you."

"My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().' "

"I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do."

"My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable. "

"Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside."

"You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you."

"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."

"Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile."

"You are my API. I want to know everything about you."

"Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do."

"I am a boolean method whose love will always return true."

"Buti pa ang Strings, nag-mamatch. "

"Buti pa ang data type, may value."

"Buti pa ang Swing components, may Listeners."

"String myHeart = "I Love You";
String[] herWords = myHeart.split( " "); return null;"

"My love for you comes with no strings attached.".

"Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head."

"My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite…. "

"Di na tayo kailangang i-cast pa; magkatype na tayo, e…"

"You compile me."

oh jared!

A couple of weeks ago, labmates Jap and Ada started to conduct a series of trial runs of their thesis project at UP Integrated School.  They have this educational game called KineSpell, a SunSPOT application software, which they developed for their undergrad thesis.  Having been a regular fan of this game (I can hear the theme song play in my head quite clearly) and still havent gone to IS, I decided to tag along and meet this wonderful kids who are all in Grade Two.

Well, that decision proved to be something I won't forget.  I was able to meet these students who were so brilliant you'd want to be like them when you were younger (or maybe have children cloned out of them, hehehe).  Anyway, one kid named Jared is quite exceptional.  I don't know but what made him stand-out was when he remarked, "Pwede pa install din ng Netbeans sa mga PC namin?"  I just dismissed it at first as something that maybe a kid would say just to play a PC game.  

This morning, Ada brought in the lab their survey forms for the test evaluation from these students and whoa, I cannot believe what little Jared wrote:

"Kinespell should be launched immediately after the most necessary software tweaks for aiming at the consumer market for fun, easy learning and software use. Also, as a polite request to the Sun Company, I request that Sun SPOTs should be included with Kinespell during purchase in order for the consumer to pay less than normal." - Aurel Jared Dantis, 8 years old, Grade 2 student from UPIS

I asked Ada if she had asked them to bring the questionnaire home.  She said she made them answer in front of them. Wow! 

(thanks Ada for the multiply site.  Pahiram na rin ng picture ha...)